: I want a shotgun that shoots clusters of 20 frag grenades at a time, with a
: range and arc comparable to a FRG.
: I want an assault rifle with a scope, where every bullet hit calls down a
: missile from a Target Locator's barrage.
: I want a Sentinel Beam that sets enemies on fire.
: I want a needle rifle with a three-round-burst.

I once modded Halo PC's Plasma Grenades to be unaffected by gravity. Also to be thrown at roughly 100 miles an hour and have a fuse length of 30 seconds.

To say that the result indoors was amusing would be putting it lightly. Chuck four of those suckers in a room, step back, and enjoy watching blue lightning bolts flashing all over the place, bouncing around, while the Covies roll, duck, and dodge in vain.

To say that the result when one of them threw a grenade back was terrifying would be an understatement, but that's why I had invulnerability.

Good times.

There were also the instant travel rockets, the Needler that fired thrice the usual number of rounds and with pinpoint accuracy, the AR that fired Sniper rounds, the Shotgun that fired Plasma Grenades, and the Warthog I could drive from the turret which fired rockets.

All my battles were short, decisive, and usually very explodey and giggle filled.