"Dear Diary,

Today, Arbiter sent me out to find Master Chief. He told me to forget about the stories and the legends, even that's all ONI pays me to believe and tells me never to question. I'm really conflicted here. I mean, here I am, Diary, being sent on a great journey to locate the most fantastic warrior of our time, no, maybe the greatest warrior who ever lived, yet I don't know to what end. I guess what the Bambino once said in that movie really is true. Heroes get remember, but Spartans never die.

Just wow. The Arbiter himself is sending me. The Arbiter. Did you know that he personally killed the Prophet of Truth? How did I ever end up here? This is like heaven. I wonder if Master Chief will give me his autograph. Arbiter already did. One can dream, right?

Well, Diary, I'm going to have to let you go. It's time for me to go do Agent things. I'll check back in the first chance I get. Were it so easy..."