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Song Parody !

Posted By: Martel (193.113.185.131)
Date: 1/5/2001 at 1:26 p.m.

This is my first one, so go easy on it, ok?

This is "If you wanna be our ally" by the Spice Ghols, in the style of "If you wanna be my lover" by the Spice Girls.

If you wanna be our ally, kill off all the Dwarves,
They're very destructive, molotovs beat swords!

You say you'll fell us, like a pine forest,
But if we ask you, just like this:
"Why do you specify pines?"
"ONCE CUT A PINE STAYZ FALLEN, NINE TIMES OUTTA NINE."

If you wanna be our ally, kill off all the Dwarves,
They're very destructive, molotovs beat swords!

If you wanna be our ally,
Help smash Myrgard,
If the Dwarves are drunken
It shouldn't be too hard.

If you wanna be our ally, kill off all the Dwarves,
They're very destructive, molotovs beat swords!

If you are facing Ghols
You had better run,
You'll end up in pieces
If Ghols have got a gun!

Oh, I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want,
Yes I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want,
I wanna, I wanna,
I really really really wanna see you say Aaaaaaaargh!

You blew up our idol,
You filthy midget spy,
We'll hack you up with cleavers
And then you will die!
(sound of explosions. Ominous silence.)

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