My idea for a "Myth to politics TC".
Some units might include:
Monica Lewinsky-the equivalent of a ghol, she walks on all fours, she can pick up objects on the battlefield ("fetch!"), she has a bite attack, and barks like a dog for her taunt.
Lobbyist-Throws wads of money at opponents. Targets hit by the money are affected in a manner similar to the "Conversion dream" the Deceiver had in Myth.
Ralph Nader- As leader of the Green Party, Nader harnesses the awesome elemental powers of Nature to strike down his opponents.
Wednesday August 3, Orlando, Florida
Yesterday our legion entered the city of Orlando and halted there for the night. We are just four days from the besieged city of Palm Beach now, and with a little luck should arrive there in time to prevent its capture by the enemy.
Dubya (a.k.a. the Deciever), has been attacking the city for two days, but so far has been held back by its defenders. We all know the battle for Palm Beach will decide the fate of all the election, and that if it falls we will soon have nowhere to retreat but the courts.
Fearing for their safety, the democrats here pleaded with us to remain when we broke camp this morning. None of them understand yet what is happening, but they have all seen Pat Buchanan on TV, and they are frightened.
Our officers seemed unsympathetic until the people returned with nine missing ballot boxes and ten dozen class action lawsuits. Fifteen of us are to stay now, perhaps to fight boredom instead of the Fallen Politicians, and watch the electorate here for two days.
