::The following note was found on Thoth's body when he apparently got intoxicated by large amounts of Dr. Pepper::
Don't you all see! Myth and the real world is the same! Its like this: Bungie WAS the Light for about 10 years (rather then 1000) and it has just turned to the dark by the Fallen Lord Bill Gates (aka The Leveler)and so Bungie will be ruled by the dark for a decade until a single hero, yet to be named, comes forward and vanquishes the Evil Empire from the Earth. And light will rule for their respected 10 years. The Leveler will never be destroyed. He will be immopilized by a stun gun, mace, or perhaps pepperspray, quertered on the streets of Seattle and his peices will be burned. The ashes mixed with street salt. So sayeth the wise Windows for Dummies (page 126)
