More like Return of Bride of Son of Myth Parodies Returns Part II: The Sequel, but neverthelest...
I thought up a bit of a new parody today, and refined an old one. First the old one, which is a parody of the Beatles (of course) "Come Together", called "Shrubs and Heather". Basically, I just redid the chorus from my old version:
Here come old tree-top, he come
Crunchin up slowly, he got
Twiggy fingers, worship
Fire ent-god, he say
One and one and one is three
One thing I can tell is I got to be a tree
Shrubs and heather
Are all
Over me
Now the second, new one is a parody of another Beatles song, "Get Back". It is as yet unnamed, as I haven't redone the chorus.
Ori was a dwarf who thought he was a giant
But he couldn't make a blast
Ori left his home in Myrgard, quite defiant
Of his dimunitive ass
Get back! Get back!
Get back to where you once belonged!
Get back! Get back!
Get back to where you once belonged!
Get back Ori!
[short guitar solo]
Little Mauvalachi thought he was a Warlock
But he was small as a dwarf.
All the guys around him says he would be better
Fishin' a Tyrian wharf
Get back! Get back!
Get back to where you once belonged!
Get back! Get back!
Get back to where you once belonged!
Get back Mau'lachi!
[more guitars, etc]
