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And it came to pass, when players began to multiply on the face of the metaserver, and newbies were born recruited them,
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That the players of Bungie.net saw the newbies of players that they were fair; and they took them order mates of all which they chose.
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And Bungie said, Our spirit shall not always strive with players, for that he also is human: yet his days shall be an hundred and twenty years.
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There were giants in the metaserver in those days; and also after that, when the players of Bungie.net came in unto the newbies of players, and they bare children to them, the same became mighty players which were of old, players of renown.
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And Bungie saw that the wickedness of the player was great in the metaserver, and that every imagination of the thoughts of his heart was only evil continually.
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And it repented Bungie that they had made the leaderboard on the metaserver, and it grieved them at their heart.
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And Bungie said, we will destroy the leaderboard which I have created from the face of the metaserver; both daggar, and swords, and the emp, and the Comet of the celestials; for it repenteth us that we have made them.
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But Noah found grace in the eyes of Bungie.
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These are the generations of Noah: Noah was a just man and perfect in his generations, and Noah walked with Bungie.
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And Noah begat three admins, Shem, Ham, and Japheth.
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The mesh also was corrupt before Bungie, and the metaserver was filled with lameness.
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And Bungie looked upon the metaserver, and, behold, it was corrupt; for all bugs had corrupted their way upon the metaserver.
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And Bungie said unto Noah, The end of all ranks is come before me; for the metaserver is filled with lameness through them; and, behold, I will destroy them with the leaderboard.
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Make thee an order of hosts that are good; brigades shalt thou make in the order, and shalt pitch it within and without with PRs.
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And this is the fashion which thou shalt make it of: The tag of the order shall be #CP#, the first word of it Clain, and the second word of it thirty Plaid.
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A window shalt thou make to the order, and thou shalt call it FoP; and the door of the order shalt thou set in the roof thereof; with lower, second, and third stories shalt thou make it.
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And, behold, we, even we, do bring a flood of signals upon the leaderboard, to destroy all rank, wherein is the breath of points, from under the tagset; and every thing that is in the metaserver shall die.
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But with thee will we establish our covenant; and thou shalt come into the order, thou, and thy sons, and thy wife, and thy sons' wives with thee.
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And of every living thing of all rank, two of every sort shalt thou bring into the order, to keep them alive with thee; they shall be male and female.
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Of daggars after their kind, and of swords after their kind, of every crowned thing of the metaserver after his kind, two of every sort shall come unto thee, to keep them alive.
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And take thou unto thee of all games that are played, and thou shalt gather them to thee; and they shall be for fun for thee, and for them.
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Thus did Noah; according to all that Bungie commanded him, so did he.
