We've got Myrkridian Rhapsody and Axe Man, now what about other songs for other units & stuff?
"Hack Me Up" (Start Me Up), could be about Warriors or Zerks or anything. I'm thinking something like:
Hack me up!
Hack me up baby and I'll never start!
(hack hack hack me up up up)
Hack me up!
Hack up up baby and I'll fall apart!
(hack hack hack me up up up)...
Then there's the obvious "Ghols Just Wanna Have Guns" (Girls Just Wanna Have Fun), which could go something like:
Some Ghols,
Like to play with goo
And others like wights & pus & doggy doo-doo
There's only one thing that they'd all love a ton.
Oh Ghols! just wanna have guns.
O-oh Ghols just wanna have guns!
(they want. wanna have guns. ghols. wanna have..)
"Play That Funky Music (Wight Boy)" or "Pretty Fly (For A Wight Guy)" or some such is an obvious one, and "The Wight Stuff" could be good (about pus). Our parody-making group could be called "The Spice Ghols". (Anything with Girls could be Ghols - say, Demons are a Ghol's Best Friend).
What else? "Smells Like Dead Spirits" (Smells Like Teen Spirit) could be one about Soulless. "Livin' On The Edge (Of All)" could be about the folks of Gower. "Can't Munch This" or "Can't Stomp This" (Can't Touch This) or anything like that could be used for various things (Ghols in the former, TRO in the latter), etc. "Hack Me, Maim Me, Blast Me, Flame Me" (Hold Me, Thrill Me, Kiss Me, Kill Me) could be a general song about Myth. "Dead" (Bad) could be about Undead.
"BLAM!" (Stand) would be fun!
BLAM!
In the place where you live!
[Want some more?]
Think about concussion, something something something now...
BLAM!
In the place where you work!
[You're not dead!]
Think about explosions, wonder what they're made of now...
"Instand Carnage" (Instant Karma) could be very fun as well. While we're on the Beatles, how about "Imagine" for Myth? I've got the lyrics to the original right here, so I'll end this long list of suggestions with an actual contribution. Not a very good one, since most of the lyrics from the original fit perfectly well into this parody, so it's not very original. But it's something.
Imagine there's no One Dream.
It's easy if you try.
No dark east of us.
No comet; only sky.
Imagine all the people,
Living more than a day...
Ah-Iii...
Imagine there's no undead.
It isn't hard to do.
Nothing to kill, or die for.
And no brigands too.
Imagine all the people,
Living life in peace!
You-ou...
You may say I'm a dreamer,
But I'm not the only one.
I hope some day you'll join us,
And the world will be as one.
Imagine no posessions.
I wonder if you can.
No need for exorcisms.
Leveller's just a man.
Image in all the people,
Carrying on the world...
You-ou...
You may say I'm a dreamer,
But I'm not the only one.
I hope some day you'll join us,
And the world will live as one.
