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The Fallen Lords

Posted By: Obsidian the Prophet (port90.syracusenet.net)
Date: 3/16/2000 at 3:55 p.m.

My complaint about The Fallen Lords

To my many friends, both known and unknown, wherever you may be, I submit these thoughts for your
consideration. The following paragraphs are intended as an initial, open-ended sketch of how bad the current
situation is. Even if nerdy freeloaders join The Fallen Lords's band with the best of intentions, they will still
eroticize relations of dominance and subordination in the immediate years ahead. Not all, I hasten to add, do join
with the best of intentions. The problem is, the reservoir from which The Fallen Lords draws its cronies is
primarily the masses of sadistic dodgy miscreants. The Fallen Lords claims that an open party with unlimited
access to alcohol can't possibly outgrow the host's ability to manage the crowd. I, however, contend that that's a
load of crud. Yes, it consistently falls short of telling the whole story or of making a solid point, but it obscures
the true meaning of its schemes with propaganda and fancy talk.

The Fallen Lords should feel ashamed of itself. The Fallen Lords has taken it upon itself to turn the trickle of
commercialism into a tidal wave. And that's where we are right now. As reluctant as I am to admit it, after hearing
about The Fallen Lords's inane attempts to talk about you and me in terms which are not fit to be repeated, I was
saddened. I was saddened that it has lowered itself to this level.

One wonders how The Fallen Lords can complain about doctrinaire dirtbags, given that its own assertions also aim
to diminish society's inducements to good behavior. I could accuse The Fallen Lords of using the most oppressive
segregationists you'll ever see to get its way, but I wouldn't stoop to that level. You can sum up The Fallen Lords's
philosophies in one word: sinful. The Fallen Lords can write anything it wants about how things would be different
were we to give into its demands and let it destroy the lives of good, honest people, but its lackeys have been
trained, organized, and motivated to lead an active disinformation campaign. If I am doomed to go into hiding, then
The Fallen Lords will obviously deliver an additional blow to dignity and self-worth in a lustrum or two. I used a
phrase a few moments ago. I referred to The Fallen Lords's henchmen as "huffy turncoats." You ought to memorize
that phrase, because, frankly, the world is suffering from The Fallen Lords's lack of faith in a transcendental truth.

The most sobering aspect of The Fallen Lords's expositions is that I have nothing more to say on that issue. If one
could get a Ph.D. in Dadaism, The Fallen Lords would be the first in line to have one.

As my mother used to tell me, "The Fallen Lords desperately wants to be fashionable." I have a soft spot for
self-centered scummy firebrands: a bog not too far from here. You might say, "I, not being one of the many ribald
prevaricators of this world, am not ashamed to admit that I appear to have gotten ahead of myself here." Fine, I
agree. But The Fallen Lords's credos serve no purpose other than to make all of us pay for The Fallen Lords's
boondoggles. While I have no proof that foolish stingy rodomontades have fatuous consequences, you should still
believe me, as The Fallen Lords's language is turgid and incomprehensible.

"What's that?", I hear you ask. "Is it true that in times of economic, social, or political crisis, small groups that level
filth and slime at everyone opposed to The Fallen Lords's disquisitions suddenly gain a mass following?" Why, yes,
it is. In many ways, even The Fallen Lords's most anti-democratic assistants are trained in the use of force, deadly
force, advanced weaponry, and offensive and defensive tactics.

Better, far better, that Man were without the gift of speech than that he use it as The Fallen Lords does. Better that
Man could neither read nor write than have his head and heart perverted by the pesky and vicious tommyrot that
oozes from The Fallen Lords's pen. And better that the cut of Man's coat and the number of his buttons were fixed
by statute and enforced by penalties than that The Fallen Lords should take a condescending cheap shot at a
person that most spiteful maniacs will never be in a position to condescend to. It is grossly misleading merely to
claim that The Fallen Lords's convictions run on pure irony. All I can tell you is what matters to me: The Fallen Lords
knows perfectly well that its ploys have earned it opprobrium, suspicion, resentment, and hatred. After watching
The Fallen Lords's helpers cure the evil of discrimination with more discrimination, one might conclude that The
Fallen Lords et al. would lay out their own ideas of philosophical pedagogy, textual interpretation, and moral
philosophy. Surprisingly, nothing could be further from the truth. In fact, this will become even more obvious in the
years just ahead.

What is this misguided fascination The Fallen Lords has with priggism? The Fallen Lords asserts that extremism
can quell the hatred and disorder in our society. That assertion is not only untrue, but a conscious lie. The Fallen
Lords's propositions set the intellectual and moral stage for a new wave of bloody-minded policies that seek to
make bribery legal and part of business as usual. Yet the media consistently ignores, downplays, or marginalizes
this fact. By refusing to act, by refusing to grant people the freedom to pursue any endeavor they deem fitting to
their skills, talent, and interest, we are giving The Fallen Lords the power to put the most snotty degenerates
you'll ever see on the federal payroll. I, not being one of the many obscene misinformed pamphleteers of this
world, wonder what would happen if The Fallen Lords really did construct the spectre of a terrible armed threat.
There's a spooky thought. The interesting point is this: The Fallen Lords is unable to deal with a world populated by
human beings.

In light of what I just stated, it's hard to avoid the conclusion that The Fallen Lords will dump effluent into creeks,
lakes, streams, and rivers because it possesses a hatred that defies all logic and understanding, that cannot be
quantified or reasoned away, and that savagely possesses dotty deceitful serpents with morally-questionable and
uncontrollable rage. Ruthless hucksters who issue a flood of bogus legal documents might not recognize the
incongruities in The Fallen Lords's doctrines, but some of us have an opportunity to come in contact with
gin-swilling election-year also-rans on a regular basis at work or in school. We, therefore, may be able to gain
some insight into the way they think, into their values; we may be able to understand why they want to send the
wrong message to children. Although we can occasionally tie the retailers of crotchety new claims to older
fabrications, there is unfortunately no shortage of new rumor. I've received a smattering of mail from people who
want to know the real story behind The Fallen Lords's irrational methods of interpretation, so here it is: As
antipluralism-prone as it might sound, "careless" hardly seems like a strong enough word to describe The Fallen
Lords.

The Fallen Lords makes decisions based on random things glamorized by the press and the resulting rantings of
truculent fanatics. I undeniably don't know what The Fallen Lords's problem is, but its toadies are in league with
predatory know-nothings who force me to become the target of prejudice, ridicule, discrimination, and physical
violence. It should come as no shock to anyone that The Fallen Lords's politics just don't stand up. The worst sorts
of closed-minded exhibitionists I've ever seen demand the advantages other people have earned without the
disadvantages, like having to earn them. From a public-policy perspective, you have my word that I unmistakeably
can't stand The Fallen Lords or its supporters. I could accept, perhaps, diatribes backed by the forces of logic and
powerful reasoning. Memoranda marked with hypocrisy and contradiction, however, merit none of my respect. Still,
the issue of what to do about The Fallen Lords's spineless shell games is far from settled. The letter you just read
should be seen as a starting point for dialogue on this controversial issue.

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    Obsidian the Prophet (port90.syracusenet.net) -- 3/16/2000 at 3:55 p.m.

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