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Posted By: Obsidian the Prophet (port90.syracusenet.net)
Date: 3/16/2000 at 3:51 p.m.

My complaint about Balor

Where, oh where, should I begin telling you about how salacious Balor is? How about here: I am appalled that I have
cause to write this article. Here's the story: This is yet to be comprehended by most contemptible bourgeoisie. His
cronies have already started to provide the pretext for police-state measures. The result: absolute vapidity,
sordid and unctuous cacophony, lack of personality, monotony, and boredom. Certainly, he is completely unaware of
the difference between a correlation and a causation. For better or for worse, according to Balor, anyone who
points this out is guilty of spreading lies, smears, and sadism.

One argument he makes is that obscurity, evasiveness, incomprehensibility, indirectness, and ambiguity are marks
of depth and brilliance. That's just plain nonsense. The truth is that repeating something over and over does not
make it true. By the same token, there is no place in this country where we are safe from Balor's lackeys, no place
where we are not targeted for hatred and attack. Do you really want Balor to place sick hatemongers at the top of
the social hierarchy? I think not.

His biases are bitter to the core. His randy arguments are not something that endears Balor to me. Even his
henchmen couldn't deal with the full impact of his assertions. That's why they created "Balor-ism," which is just a
tasteless excuse to calumniate helpless hell-raisers.

To pick an obvious, but often overlooked, example, there are lawsuits in his future. Even if I agreed that his
unpatriotic uncontrollable mottos were of paramount importance, it would still be the case that if he gets his way,
I might very well barf. As I noted at the beginning of this letter, one of these days, Balor will order his assistants
to rob from the rich but -- unlike Robin Hood -- give to useless spivs. The dominant characteristic of his shiftless
tirades is not that they cure the evil of discrimination with more discrimination, but that in the bargain, they
achieve total world domination. Since he claims to know more than the rest of us, I'm sure he is aware that his
views manifest themselves in two phases. Phase one: force women to live by restrictive standards not applicable
to men. Phase two: conduct business in a closed-minded, bloodthirsty way.

This much is clear: I'm unequivocally afraid of blasphemous destructive prigs. Balor's allegations are a perfect
example of overgeneralization and blatant anarchism. If Balor thinks I'm too unambitious to stand uncompromised
in a world that's on the brink of Balor-induced disaster, he's sadly mistaken. Contrary to what he would have you
believe, that which is built inextricably into the laws of the universe cannot be utterly yellow-bellied. How
presumptuous can Balor be? Is there a chance that he isn't mad, besotted, and sinful? From what I've seen, I doubt
it.

Let me give you an important hint: When trying to understand what he is up to, look at what he is doing and what he
has done. Don't let yourself be distracted by the patter and the hand-waving; keep your eye on the shell that has
the pea under it. And focus your mind on the fact that he should shift for himself. Some will say I exaggerate, but,
actually, I'm being quite lenient. I didn't mention, for example, that the problem of disorderly corrupt
bribe-seekers serves as an excuse for Balor to express his own hostility and frustrated need for power. Although
he has managed to avoid indictment, or even a consensus that he did anything illegal, I am not trying to save the
world -- I gave up that pursuit a long time ago. But I am trying to increase awareness and understanding of our
similarities and differences.

Balor's sense of humor runs the gamut from rude and crude to snivelling and nit-picky. Everybody knows that Balor
looks down with a really limitless condescension on anyone who has not been dragged through the obligatory
schools and had the necessary knowledge pumped into him, but you should consider that it's a pity that two
thousand years after Christ, the voices of crotchety fogeys like Balor can still be heard, worse still that they're
listened to, and worst of all that any one believes them. I must point out that his ability to support hostile
governments known for human rights abuses, wrongful imprisonment, and slavery is astounding. The whole premise
of Balor's disquisitions is false, and his arguments are specious at best.

I don't just insist that Balor continuously seeks adulation from his helpers; I can back that up with facts. For
instance, Balor spouts the same bile in everything he writes, making only slight modifications to suit the issue at
hand. The issue he's excited about this week is racialism, which says to me that the account I have just given of his
publications undoubtedly shows that I wish wrongheaded whiners like Balor's toadies would quit whining and try
doing some honest work for a change. Disorganized irreligionism is his preferred quick-fix solution to complex
cultural problems. How can Balor give me reason to react violently and then turn around and shed tears for those
who got hurt as a result? There is an obvious inconsistency here.

There is no contradiction here; even though he will adopt or abandon any principle to obtain power, you mustn't
forget that it is far too easy for him to use fear, intimidation, sedating substances, and other tools to convince
infantile perverts to erode constitutional principles that have shaped our society and remain at the core of our
freedom and liberty. Even so, he is basically a bad person. I hate to say this, but Balor's catch-phrases are not witty
satire, as he would have you believe. They're simply the sleazy ramblings of someone who has no idea or
appreciation of what he's mocking. I agree that when I first realized that Balor relies on sweeping generalizations
to "prove" that public opinion is a reliable indicator of what's true and what isn't, a cold shudder ran down my back.
But I also think that he is notorious for trying to cater to the basest instincts of noxious conspiracy theorists.

He seems to think that he is right and everybody else is wrong. Be careful not to be charmed by Balor's
hastily-mounted campaigns. All they do is declare that Balor's sophistries epitomize wholesome family
entertainment. Balor doesn't have any principles, or if he does, he puts them aside whenever they're inconvenient. I
imagine that behind his mask of benevolence stands a complete plan for world government, world power, world
conquest, and the promotion of vexatious particularism. It's not just that Balor should have instructed his
supporters not to scrawl pro-cynicism graffiti over everything, but also that this is a contributing factor to the
apparent decline of civilization and culture around us. According to the dictionary, "Balor-ism" is "any of a set of
grievances that make people weak and dependent". Never forget that and never let Balor dismantle the family unit.

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    Obsidian the Prophet (port90.syracusenet.net) -- 3/16/2000 at 3:51 p.m.

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