I heard some people talking on AsylumHL last night, Joy and Will I think, about having made custom units of themselves. And I got around to thinking how cool this is. I've thought up a unit for myself - a warlock whose primary attack is confuse (cause I can screw with your heads) and whose special attack is omniscience (because I'm FORREST, dammit!). He can also stab people with his staff in close range. His surname is "The Maintainer". As in, "Forrest (The Maintainer)".
I imagine Will would begin speaking, "Sons of Scotland, I am William Wallace..." and all the other units would be petrified with boredom, then his special attack would be the battle cry "FREEEEDDDOOOOOMMMMMM!!!!!!" and a mad berserk rage. And Blackhand would be PHAT TRO BOI the KUNG-FU TRO, who KIKS people to TENESE (an enemy-teleporting kick, MB? with the enemy unit sprite flying across the map to it's destination?).
So, what would YOU be?