Here are some possible flavor texts from Myth III, currently in development:
"...returning home after the defeat of the Motley Ensemble, the men of the North found their farms and villages completely ravaged by the Dark... a testament to the incompetence of their homeguard."
"Though Degil and his men bristled with butter knives their charge did not falter, and they devoured the Marshmallow Men with such ferocity that even the Thrall felt their stomachs rumble with hunger."
"...the world lived in the long shadow of the Beerkridia - a race of liquor drinkers too disgusting to describe... creatures able to polish off dozens of cans of ale and not feel any ill effects"
"Tradition tells us almost nothing of the Beerkridia save for the elaborate aluminum platforms they would build from discarded Bud Lites"
"They were drunkards of the worst sort, proudly displaying their prominent beer guts... and their bosses ruled with an iron fist... at the first sign of sobriety they would be beaten with heavy clubs."
Some possible names for a race of Northmen known as the Wimpers
Ehrgeisl Constantly Suggesting Retreat
Groilei Soaker of Loincloths
Kefnir Always Fleeing
Jarlnir Wet Noodle Grip
Tyrgyvve of the Nine Booboos
Angvard Who Feeds the Pigeons
Thrend Who'd Rather be Knitting
Hervir Terrified of Insects
Hjonfing Allergic to Fighting
Geilnar Misses His Mommy
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This will be my last post regarding Myth III on the Asylum. Shortly (i hope) Joy and I will be moving this info onto a webpage here at m@b.org. Please, we welcome your ideas, so if you have any just send them to Joy and I for review.
-Darth Krid
