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Animal Flavors
Posted By: InHuman (cache3.uwn.unsw.EDU.AU)
Date: 7/29/2003 at 9:46 p.m.
I just thought I'd make a note on the humour of the Myth Animal Flavors, of course the animals cant be selected so you need to use fear. But here are a couple.
Squirrel:
“...but it was Rocky alone that stood up to the challenge and packed the giant nuts; the huge nuts that no two other squirrels could pack.” Based on the Archer Hero in Myth 1
Swallow:
"Of all the swallows in the Four Ages there is no doubt that Pretty Boy was the most powerful and his death the most salient victory of the Feline during the Wind Age."
Hawk:
"While still shell and yolk, the Hawks were most vain about their color and round shape, spending the eve of hatching beneath a peregrine rather than in an empty nest."
based on Myrmidons
Pig:
"A berserk at Tandem, having been told of the extraordinary taste of roast pig, is said to have replied ‘and Ghôl may taste like haggis, but I will never know, as they are filthy beasts.’" based on Soulless i think
Chicken:
"Once they ranged across The Province in the millions, but in five short years the man now known as Chicken Berel hunted them almost to extinction. Only a handful of these noble beasts remain."
Deer:
“Second era tradition tells of a deer rising in the East, who ate the yummy green shoots and ivy and leaves which had dominated his land for time beyond memory...”
If anyone knows similar things from Myth 1 and 3 I'd love to see them
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