: Um... Just, no. (A) Black holes are not holes, strictly
: speaking or otherwise.
Actually they very well could be.
: (B) Black holes crush matter to
: about the size of an atom, no matter how large it is.
Actually much smaller than that, if size even has any relevance at this point.
: (C) What the hell kind of science fiction do you
Probably Star Trek.
: (D) Black holes have absolutely nothing to
: do with time.
Except, of course, that they are gravitational anomalies, and gravity only has EVERYTHING to do with time, as Einstein demonstated.
: NEWBS! LISTEN UP! PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE DON'T TALK ABOUT
: ASTROPHYSICS UNLESS YOU HAVE EVEN A DIM UNDERSTANDING
: OF IT! REALLY, PEOPLE. Oh, and EAT CHEESE.