Hey everybody! Look at me! I'm a stupid moron, with an ugly face, and a big butt, and my butt smells, and I like to kiss my own butt!
I'm also so lame that I make threats to people even though I haven't the faintest if they even live on earth. Still, I threaten them because it boosts my self esteem since i lost it all when I was castrated in school after picking on the little boys.
This forum sucks. I think it sucks so much that I gave up four hours of my day to diss it using explicet words because I really have no life...in fact, I spent the last 20 minutes typing this up because I don't know how to write well because I spent my school years making fart noises in class instead of learning. SO, forum sucks eh?
Forrest and Lophan are the greatest! I love them so very very much and I am the lowliest scum in the world! I hope they crush me like the tiny bug I am, because the sheer pain of being turned into a bloody pulp by their greatness will make my cream my flattened pants!
