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(Maybe not) 2old2play (with small *imgs*)
Posted By: geophf <dauclair@hotmail.com>Date: 4/26/08 3:13 p.m.


... so those of you that have played me know that I'm the purple Elite (is there any other color for an old covie?) with not the most 1337 multiplayer skilz in the room*, so it was with some pleasure that I received this birthday present, 41 years after I was born with Ringworld in one hand and a controller-S in the other:

Thank you all! For those who have played me, and said, "Good game", forgiving those (lack of) skilz, thank you particularly. For those who have let me (rarely) shoot you in the face, I say "thank you" and "What where you thinking? Did you step out of the room for a minute?" For all of you in that CTF game on High Ground who let me do the only flag cap, for the guy standing on the hill in Avalanche with no shield when I whipped through there in my 'goose, and for those 16 times in a row that the FFA guys charged my wraith armed only with ARs, thankyouthankyouthankyou:

BTW, the cake is not a lie; I had some, it was moist and delicious, so don't be raggin' on any of my AI GF's: Cortana, GLaDOS, nor Cameron, 'cause old elites, like me, need all the advice we can get, like "Throw your grenades and fire your weapon at the enemy, it works better than standing there in the middle of Blood Gulch like a total n00b with a big yellow 'hit me' target painted on his head."

And, thank you, halo.bungie.org for my daily fix and Bungie for making the best games (and betas) evah. I love you, too.

geophf

(*) I think I can get in the running for a "Worst Halo MP FFA/whatever" player: at LAN parties at my friend's house, the other players have a meta-game: who can kill geophf the most. K/D ratios are a distant second to the geophf stat in the post game analyses.

Comp.Sci/Symbolic Logic




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