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Obligatory Halo Modern Major General Parody
Posted By: Gundulf	Date: 10/16/07 6:08 p.m.
Well, I got a little bored this afternoon and it occurred to me that (so far as I know) no one’s done the mandatory Gilbert & Sullivan parody for Halo yet. I’d put it to music but I’m both musically and technically incompetent. I am the very model of the modern halo player, I’ve information CTF, oddball, and slayer, I know the staff of Bungie and quote their games previous, From Marathon to backwards Pong in order hard to easiest. I’m a very well acquainted to with theory of se7ens, I understand their master plan, rule all beneath the heavens, About their Webmaster, I’m teeming with a lot o’ news, With many helpful hints about where he hides his booze! With many helpful hints about where he hides his booze! With many helpful hints about where he hides his booze! With many helpful hints about where he hides his hides his booze! I’m very good at campaign and versus match making. When Frankie calls in sick I can tell just when he’s faking. In short, in matters CTF, oddball, and Slayer, I am the very model of a modern Halo Player! In short, in matters CTF, oddball, and Slayer, He is the very model of a modern Halo Player! I know dear Myth’s history, from Mazzarin to Maeldun And answer hard tech support, like why won’t my harddrive run? I quote in heptameter all the crimes of the Gravemind. When looking for skulls I’m always the first to find. I can tell undoubted Carneys from Lehtos and McLees I memorized the monk’s chorus from the menu with ease Then I can hum a jingle that O’Donnell wrote before, And describe in perfect detail the mullet that his head did bore! And describe in perfect detail the mullet that his head did bore! And describe in perfect detail the mullet that his head did bore! And describe in perfect detail the mullet that his head did head did bore! I’ve understood Disembodied Soul without going crazy, At least I think I did the memory is pretty hazy. In short in matters CTF, Oddball, and slayer, I am the very model of a modern Halo Player. In short, in matters CTF, oddball, and Slayer, He is the very model of a modern Halo Player! In fact, I know what is meant, by “Frog Blast the Vent Core,” When I can tell when a trip mine hides behind a door, When I am stuck or splattered, it does not take me by surprise, And know precisely when I shoot who it is that dies! When I have learned what progress has been made in modern fragging. When even my tactics cannot make up for the lagging. In short, when I’ve a smattering of edits done on the Forge, You’ll say “on more fun we could not ever gorge!” You’ll say, “on more fun we could not ever gorge!” You’ll say, “on more fun we could not ever gorge!” You’ll say, “on more fun we could not ever ever gorge! For my real world knowledge, though I am a good team mate. Is only very little, I should leave the house and get a date! But still, in matters CTF, Oddball, and Slayer, I am the very model of a modern Halo player! In short, in matters CTF, oddball, and Slayer, He is the very model of a modern Halo Player!

Message Index

Obligatory Halo Modern Major General Parody	Gundulf	10/16/07 6:08 p.m.
*applause* *NM*	Saint	10/16/07 6:31 p.m.
wow.	Hunt3r	10/16/07 7:43 p.m.
Re: Obligatory Halo Modern Major General Parody	SinisterSamurai	10/16/07 8:03 p.m.
Incredible *NM*	MikeMan445	10/16/07 8:07 p.m.
Re: Obligatory Halo Modern Major General Parody	Narcogen	10/16/07 8:38 p.m.
Re: Obligatory Halo Modern Major General Parody	Gundulf	10/16/07 9:41 p.m.
Re: Obligatory Halo Modern Major General Parody	Louis Wu	10/17/07 8:07 a.m.
Re: Obligatory Halo Modern Major General Parody	Narcogen	10/17/07 8:23 a.m.
Re: Obligatory Halo Modern Major General Parody	Gundulf	10/17/07 8:58 a.m.
Re: Obligatory Halo Modern Major General Parody	Siber	10/17/07 9:20 a.m.
Magnificent. *NM*	Crackshot53	10/16/07 9:12 p.m.
Re: Obligatory Halo- heh ;)...Bravo,Bravo... *NM*	vshields ash	10/17/07 12:09 a.m.
Re: Obligatory Halo Modern Major General Parody	SG Noodles	10/18/07 6:44 a.m.