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halo.bungie.org and Friends and Family Beta
Posted By: Miguel ChavezDate: 5/13/07 11:50 a.m.


Who remembers the QUESTION? Did you get the ANSWER?

So did HBO help get folks in the Friends and Family Halo 3 Beta? Yep. A few weeks ago we were asked to submit names to F&F with the following strict proviso: we couldn't make it blatant. We couldn't just flatly state "Wanna get in F&F, sign up HERE!" We immediately realized there were small groups of folks that were a great source for entries: the different 'arms' of HBO: IBO, CBO, previous Clan associations, etc. We even threw in folks from previous LAN parties we hosted. It didn't matter if they had a 360, or even XBL. We'd get them an invite and they could take it from there.

We wanted to somehow get folks from the forum who weren't just 'regulars'. But how? We couldn't announce it, we couldn't solicit. So I tried to come up with a cute way of capturing your attention if you were a forum reader (lurker or otherwise) and "fooling" you into submitting your email addy. A ploy that would - if you were so inclined - get you to click on my email address and write back to me. You could write ANYTHING back to me. Just your act of emailing me got you on the list. So I came up with some questions. But they were all red herrings. Yah, you could 'answer them' but I didn't care. What was the *real* question? Did you figure it out? It was simply "What's your name and email address?"

A good handful of you did reply. And apparently it was enticing enough that even folks associated with Bungie were writing in - trying to figure out what I was getting at with all those cryptic posts. heh. Even if you were stumped by the trivia questions, google could've helped you out (how do you think I pulled up a bunch of them?). Some of you sent in really detailed answers to all the questions. I applaud you for taking the time and energy to do that. I feel a little guilty that I couldn't offer you anything more than if someone had just emailed me "Hey, what's going on?" Regardless, for those of you that were willing to click on the email addy, I'm glad I was able to help get you into F&F!

Some folks have asked what exactly the answers were to the questions, so here they are, in no particular order:

Who remembers the dwarf, ambling around the jeep on the top of Silent Cartographer?
This refers to the Randy Glass video, Warthog Revisited, one of the earliest successful forms of Halo machinima. And I do believe it still holds up!

Who remembers once I was free and free I shall be once again?
This refers to Enkidu. An especially elaborate bit of Fan Fiction from the mind of our own forum regular, Anton P. Nym. In order for it to work, it had to be merged into the day to day routine of forum posts. HBO was happy to oblige such a compelling piece of work.

Who remembers the dude that lost his car?
Another forum regular (well, not so regular nowadays, but back then he was! I belive IBO is sucking his life energy at the moment) Vector40 wrote a long essay of his (mis)adventures in LA trying to make it to a Bungie Fanfest. Before his story, mnemesis's embarrassing cell phone fiasco would've taken top honors for fanfest embarrassment.

Who remembers the banner that wasn't a banner?
BOLL, another forum freak-azoid, is a master of mashing FLASH wizardry with Halo culture. Never read his posts unless you're also clicking all over his message window.

Who remembers Click?
How do you tag a forum moron that just won't give up? Better if I just show you. ;)

Who remembers the front page?
Looking at the tufts of hair Louis Wu leaves around his keyboard, apparently not enough of us! A typical lament here on the forum from Mr. Wu directed at you folks that would post 'news,' ignoring that the front page had posted about it hours if not days before.

Who remembers Soon™?
Bungie's 'get out of jail free' card. "You want X, Y, and Z? Soon™!"

Who remembers Brian?
Brian Morden, a hero in many of our eyes.

Who remembers falling face first into the snow, then looking back and seeing the den?
Skav, apparently. :) Another one of his behemoth 'stories' that would captivate the forum from time to time.

Who remembers the basis for a lagrange point threshold?
This is a just a mash-up of three astronomical items in the Halo Universe. Planet, moon, and gravitional stellar-body formula.

Who remembers when the jeep was built Ford Tough?
Another early example of Halo machinima, from the fine folks at Renegade Theater (yes, we used his stuff twice - the man is prolific!)

Who remembers the marines running around screaming with needlers in them?
The tireless Captain Spark exacts his revenge after years of painstakingly recording all the Halo 1 & 2 dialogue - by torturing the poor marines. :)

Who remembers gnat? DeAdLy_cOoKiE? KORHAL (version 1.0)?
Search the forum for these past members, and you'll remember them for being on our bad side most of the time. The years have given us a more mature KORHAL but as for the others? Haven't a clue!

Does she hum while you're asleep?
This was an early question, and demonstrates that I was still experimenting with different types of questions. This has no real answer at all: it's merely posed to you, as the Master Chief, being asked if Cortana hums while you're trying to catch some shuteye.

Here are some others that were in the same vein:

What does hot plasma mixed with Elite entrails smell like?

Why was there never time to put your hands down?

Did those arrows on the floor really help?

Why doesn't the air fall off the edge?

I might as well show you the rest of the questions I had but never got around to using. One was too obvious, one was another machinima mention which I was getting tired of, and one is obscure and pretty funny if you've been around long enough. I'm talking pre-Halo Bungie days.

Who remembers a Hunter helping the MC land across the map room in Silent Cartographer?

Who remembers the piano music on the snowy metal structures by your Banshee?

Who remembers the ass on the keyboard?

Well, back to regular business. Move along folks. ;)

- Miguel


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halo.bungie.org and Friends and Family BetaMiguel Chavez 5/13/07 11:50 a.m.
     ARG! I should've known... *NM*Shadowsniper689 5/13/07 12:02 p.m.
           Re: ARG! I should've known...Jman 5/13/07 12:10 p.m.
     Woah woah woah... youre ding!? :-x *NM*Littlebigman 5/13/07 12:13 p.m.
           LOL! *NM*Jman 5/13/07 12:15 p.m.
           Woahwoahwoah...Ding Chavez? *NM*Echoes 5/13/07 1:30 p.m.
                 Didn't I make that joke about 30 posts ago? *NM* *NM*dogsounds 5/13/07 4:20 p.m.
     Re: halo.bungie.org and Friends and Family BetaCaptain Spark 5/13/07 12:19 p.m.
     LOL. I remember the ass on the keyboard. Wow. *NM*Funkmon 5/13/07 12:40 p.m.
     Re: halo.bungie.org and Friends and Family BetaThe More Deluded 5/13/07 1:08 p.m.
     Re: halo.bungie.org and Friends and Family BetaSkeletor 5/13/07 1:43 p.m.
     Re: halo.bungie.org and Friends and Family Betajamirus99 5/13/07 2:50 p.m.
     Re: halo.bungie.org and Friends and Family Betacalmkiller 5/13/07 3:07 p.m.
           Re: halo.bungie.org and Friends and Family BetaMiguel Chavez 5/13/07 4:28 p.m.
                 Just for the record...stan 5/13/07 5:46 p.m.
                       Re: Just for the record...Spartan Jag 5/13/07 6:56 p.m.
     Re: halo.bungie.org and Friends and Family BetaCompton 5/13/07 3:09 p.m.
     Nostalgia is niceGrey Wolf 5/13/07 3:22 p.m.
     Very creative! Well done! *NM*3Suns 5/13/07 4:25 p.m.
     Thank you for the inclusion. :) *NM*Cyclone_Ranger 5/13/07 4:37 p.m.
     Re: halo.bungie.org and Friends and Family BetaHexudus 5/13/07 4:40 p.m.
           GMAIL was DOWN, Just Recieved Invite *NM*Hexudus 5/13/07 4:48 p.m.
                 Re: GMAIL was DOWN, Just Recieved InviteSep7imus [subnova] 5/13/07 4:58 p.m.
                       For everything else, there's foot in the mouth… *NM*Wayward Spleen™ 5/13/07 7:23 p.m.
     Re: halo.bungie.org and Friends and Family Betanof 5/14/07 3:22 a.m.
     Re: halo.bungie.org and Friends and Family BetaXmoosev3 5/14/07 6:21 a.m.



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