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D is for Dead
Posted By: Ibeechu <manguy10@hotmail.com>Date: 1/17/07 8:04 p.m.


Hola, mis amigos. Over the last week or so, I've been working on my first machinema. I finished a few days ago, but it took a long time to figure out how to export properly. Anyway, long story short, it's finally here for all to see!

"D is for Dead" was created in a conversation between Spartan Jag and I. I had the crazy idea to make a machinema that parodies sub-par machinema. It's a tongue in cheek satire of modern mediocre machinema. Basically, I wanted to see how bad of a movie I could create, while still looking like it was made by someone who actually thought they were making a good movie. Of course, I am not actually claiming to be a better filmmaker than most machinema makers, I'm just making an observation, and using that as a basis for a movie. [/disclaimer]

It has everything a bad movie should have, including, but not limited to:

  • Bad writing
  • Poor voice acting and quality
  • Dialogue so full of cheese that Stunt's head would spin 360 degrees on all axises
  • "Nooooooo!"
  • Cliches
  • Anticlimax
  • There's even a deus ex machina!

Well, enough of my talking, let's get to the movie! (By the way, this is being hosted on my server for now. I have a lot of bandwidth left, but please only download it once, thx! Oh, also, it's only in WMV for now. MPEG was too big of a file size, and Ulead makes huuuuge Quicktime files. Sorry :) The file is about 41 megs, and lasts for around 12 minutes.

D is for Dead

Enjoy! Thanks for watching! (btw, comments ftw :)


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D is for DeadIbeechu 1/17/07 8:04 p.m.
     Re: D is for DeadDangerousHippo 1/17/07 8:11 p.m.
           Re: D is for DeadDangerousHippo 1/17/07 10:26 p.m.
                 Re: D is for DeadIbeechu 1/17/07 10:29 p.m.
     Re: D is for DeadDHalo 1/17/07 9:47 p.m.
           GREAT!DHalo 1/17/07 10:07 p.m.
     Awesome.Funkmon 1/17/07 10:16 p.m.
           Uber thx!! *NM*Ibeechu 1/17/07 10:18 p.m.
                 Quicktime.Funkmon 1/17/07 11:21 p.m.
     Re: D is for DeadLandis Mclain 1/17/07 10:57 p.m.
     Re: D is for DeadCrab Rider 1/18/07 12:26 a.m.
     Re: D is for DeadKanbo 1/18/07 12:32 a.m.
           Re: D is for DeadHellhawk 1/18/07 8:53 a.m.
                 Re: D is for DeadClearviewPro 1/18/07 2:10 p.m.
                 Re: D is for DeadIbeechu 1/18/07 2:28 p.m.
                       Re: D is for DeadHellhawk 1/18/07 4:07 p.m.
                             Re: D is for DeadIbeechu 1/18/07 4:09 p.m.
                                   Re: D is for DeadHellhawk 1/18/07 5:34 p.m.
                                         Re: D is for DeadDHalo 1/18/07 8:52 p.m.
     Re: D is for DeadMax Power (pooberry) 1/18/07 3:04 p.m.
           Very kewl, nice work, that's all I got *NM*GFC Danny 1/18/07 5:11 p.m.
     Re: D is for Deadimpuri7y 1/18/07 6:38 p.m.
     Re: D is for DeadCereal 1/18/07 8:06 p.m.
           Re: D is for DeadDHalo 1/18/07 8:51 p.m.
                 Re: D is for DeadIbeechu 1/18/07 9:00 p.m.
                       Re: D is for DeadDHalo 1/18/07 9:04 p.m.
     Re: D is for DeadSlimby 1/19/07 3:05 a.m.
     Re: D is for DeadSpartan DC-17 1/20/07 12:33 p.m.
     "D" amn I'm a good actor *NM*CYBRFRK 1/21/07 4:46 p.m.
           D is for 'Duh!'. ;) *NM*Spartan Jag 1/21/07 4:55 p.m.



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