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Posted By: Matt <matt@bungie.com> | Date: 10/29/02 12:15 a.m. |
In Response To: Re: evidence (opponents of Halogod back me up) For reasons that will become obvious, I don't want to give an exact date or location for this story. But a bunch of us had just left a Bungie FanFest and were eager to get something to eat. A small cluster of fans, including both Frogblast and Louis Wu, tagged along because, hey, free food, you know? So we're walking down the street toward this Vietnamese place that's supposed to be the bee's knees. We were talking amongst ourselves as we threaded our way through the busy streets and at some point this guy stops us. Specifically he grabs Frogblast by the sleeve of his shirt. "Hey," says this rude young man, "did those guys just call you Frogblast?" Frogblast said yes. "Are you that Frogblast on the HBO boards?" Frogblast said yes again. "Dude, I could totally take you. You're not so special. I bet you don't have the balls to take on a real Halo master." At this point Louis interjected: "Maybe some other time, kid. We're going to get dinner." "Shut up, gay-mo," retorted the young lad. "You're that Louis Wu guy, aren't you? I recognized you by your gay-ass tie-die. I bet all your gay friends at your gay parties are gay-stounded by your gay fashion sense. I could take you and Frogblast without breaking a sweat." "You know," said Frogblast, "I think I will take you up on that offer. Come on." So we all walked back to the site of the FanFest, where all the gear was still set up. Frogblast, Louis, and the churlish young upstart each got an Xbox and a separate projection screen, and Frogblast graciously told the challenger to set up the game type any way he wanted. Once the game began, Frogblast leapt to a commanding lead. It seemed that no matter where the cocky "halo master" went, Frogblast found him with a grenade. "I thought I turned grenades off," said the youth, suddenly not so sure of himself. "Oh, you did," laughed Frogblast. The game progressed and Frogblast never let up for a second. Louis couldn't even get an assist, and their opponent couldn't get off more than a couple plasma rifle shots before Frogblast sent him to hell yet again. Eventually Louis just put down his controller and said, "There's no point. Frogblast's on fire." "You think I'm on fire," retorted Frogblast, "look at this idiot." Onscreen, Frogblast was bathing his opponent in flames. Marty tapped me on the shoulder and said, "I thought we took the flamethrower out." "We did," quoth I. "Because we couldn't get it to work," added Max. Shortly thereafter, Frogblast seemed to go into a trance. Suddenly Louis Wu's Master Chief began scoring kills right alongside Frogblast. This despite the fact that Louis himself was doubled up on the floor ten feet away from the controller, howling with laughter. "SHUT UP!" shouted the young man, who was by this point trembling with anger. "DUDE! THIS IS SO GAY!" That's when Frogblast smeared him against the side of a cliff using a Covenant dropship, hitting the fifty-kill goal just three minutes and four seconds after the game started. "Three plus zero plus four equals you know what," quipped Frogblast. Indeed, if he hadn't been showboating the match might have been over sooner. The chastened youth approached Frogblast and stuck out his hand. "I've got to hand it to you," he began, but then Frogblast tore out the lad's still-beating heart with his bare hands. "Funny, that's what I was about to say, you homophobic little bastard," yelled Frogblast. He added "Have a heart" in a Schwarzeneggar accent, but I'm pretty sure the kid was too dead to hear it at that point. We managed to talk him out of pissing on the corpse. You ask for evidence, and I tell you: Frogblast is a man who leaves no evidence. Do not trifle with powers you cannot understand. -Matt |
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evidence | opponents of Halogod back me up | 10/28/02 8:27 p.m. |
Re: evidence | Napoleon | 10/28/02 8:30 p.m. |
Re: evidence | opponents of Halogod back me up | 10/28/02 8:39 p.m. |
Re: evidence | *Ar-Isildur of *WP* | 10/28/02 8:47 p.m. |
Re: evidence | Miguel Chavez | 10/28/02 8:49 p.m. |
LOL | Narcogen | 10/28/02 10:17 p.m. |
Re: evidence | Matt | 10/29/02 12:15 a.m. |
WOW!!! i wish i had a covenant dropship :( *NM* | *Ar-Isildur of *WP* | 10/29/02 12:21 a.m. |
hippo-lover flexes writing muscles, news at 11*NM* | Miguel Chavez | 10/29/02 12:25 a.m. |
Re: evidence | vector40 | 10/29/02 12:34 a.m. |
Re: evidence | Uriel | 10/29/02 12:38 a.m. |
Matt, one question: | Elan Sleazbagano | 10/29/02 12:52 a.m. |
Re:Matt, this is the best post, I have ever read. | Brian Josselyn | 10/29/02 1:18 a.m. |
it is quite good, isn't it? ;) *NM* | *Ar-Isildur of *WP* | 10/29/02 1:27 a.m. |
Yes, it is. :D *NM* | Skeletor | 10/29/02 1:23 p.m. |
Damn... | Louis Wu | 10/29/02 4:43 a.m. |
Re: evidence | FrogBlast | 10/29/02 9:28 p.m. |
what, no Yellow Banshee? *NM* | Andrew Nagy | 10/31/02 9:59 a.m. |
Re: evidence | Louis Wu | 10/28/02 8:34 p.m. |
Re: evidence | opponents of Halogod back me up | 10/28/02 8:42 p.m. |
this made me laugh *NM* | Sep7imus | 10/28/02 8:44 p.m. |
Re: evidence | Louis Wu | 10/28/02 8:45 p.m. |
Re: evidence | skavenger_s7 | 10/28/02 8:47 p.m. |
Re: evidence | Louis Wu | 10/28/02 8:48 p.m. |
Re: evidence | GOD | 10/28/02 8:53 p.m. |
oooooh | I saw the light....and i shot it! | 10/28/02 9:01 p.m. |
Re: oooooh | I saw the light....and i shot it! | 10/28/02 9:03 p.m. |
Re: evidence | skavenger_s7 | 10/29/02 7:05 a.m. |
YOU MADE MY NIGHT!!! :))) | *Ar-Isildur of *WP* | 10/28/02 9:02 p.m. |
Re: YOU MADE MY NIGHT!!! :))) | Sep7imus | 10/28/02 9:04 p.m. |
If Mr. Wu is gay, I'll be a lesbian... | Pallor | 10/28/02 10:18 p.m. |
stop being so cool!!! *NM* | oddworld18 | 10/28/02 10:47 p.m. |
Re: If Mr. Wu is gay, I'll be a lesbian... | Uriel | 10/29/02 12:43 a.m. |
I'd forgotten why I missed you bein' around, Meg. *NM* | Patroclus | 10/29/02 1:00 a.m. |
...and I have missed Clan Plaid. | Pallor | 10/29/02 10:19 a.m. |
Oh, no... | Louis Wu | 10/29/02 4:54 a.m. |
Come On Now | Pallor | 10/29/02 10:17 a.m. |
Re: Oh, no... | vector40 | 10/29/02 6:41 p.m. |
Re: Oh, no... | Louis Wu | 10/29/02 7:48 p.m. |
Re: evidence | R.G. | 10/28/02 11:25 p.m. |
Re: evidence | Josh | 10/29/02 2:24 p.m. |
Hey Halogod, got something for ya | Elan Sleazbagano | 10/29/02 12:03 a.m. |
Re: Hey Halogod, got something for ya | Da Loaph | 10/29/02 12:08 a.m. |
Re: Hey Halogod, got something for ya | Elan Sleazbagano | 10/29/02 12:47 a.m. |
Re: Hey Halogod, got something for ya | Da Loaph | 10/29/02 12:58 a.m. |
too late... | R.G. | 10/29/02 1:47 a.m. |
rofl | Red Loser | 10/29/02 11:48 a.m. |
I hope this guy is at Halo50k..... *NM* | dolbex | 10/29/02 7:08 p.m. |
Re: I hope this guy is at Halo50k..... | Elan Sleazbagano | 10/29/02 9:07 p.m. |
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