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Death of Orion *A Parody*
By:The BS Police
Date: 11/6/15 3:17 am

Interrogator: "Tell me about the map."

Interrogator: "Dr. Halsey?"

Doctor Catherine Halsey: "You already know everything."
Interrogator: "You forged them."

Halsey: "Multiplayer maps are more easily accepting of indoctrination, their environments more adaptable to augmentation. The result was the ultimate map."

Halsey: "And because of our success, when Halo 5 launched, we were ready."
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Interrogator: "Dr. Halsey, you're bending history in your favor and you know it. You developed the maps to crush K/D Ratio, not to launch Halo 5."

Halsey: "When one player after another fell…"

Halsey: "... when my Maps were all that stood between fun and frustration nobody was concerned over why they were originally forged."

Interrogator: "So you feel in the end that your choices were justified."

Halsey: "My work saved Halo 5."
Interrogator: "Do you think the Maps' lack of basic game balance helped?"

Halsey: "What are you after? The others before you were Naval Intelligence, but you… you're something else."

Interrogator: "Records show Player's routinely exhibited mildly sociopathic tendencies, difficulty with socialization. Further…"

Halsey: "The records show efficient behavior operating in hazardous situations. I supplied the sightlines and spawns to maintain that efficiency."

Interrogator: "Do you believe the Orion succeeded because it was, at it's core, broken?"
Halsey: "What does Orion have to do with this? You want to replace it."
Interrogator: "Orion is dead."
Halsey: "It's file reads 'work in progress.'"
Interrogator: Catherine, 'Maps never die'.

Halsey: "Your mistake is seeing Maps as disposable arena's. My maps are multiplayer's next step."

Halsey: "Our destiny as a pro players. Do not underestimate them. But most of all, do not underestimate it."


Messages In This Thread

Death of Orion *A Parody*The BS Police11/6/15 3:17 am
     I honestly liked Oriondavidfuchs11/6/15 9:12 am
     That was hilarious *NM*Stretchy11/6/15 9:38 am
     Those who built this place knew what they wrought.Hyokin11/6/15 1:58 pm
           This whole place is one... big... cage!Gravemind11/6/15 3:49 pm
                 Careful. I think you just strained a metaphor. *NM*Morhek11/7/15 2:26 am
                       Oh my God! Is that serious? *NM*Quirel11/7/15 2:45 am

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