: Yeah, I think that 'incorrect platform' is definitely a sign it has to be
: viewed on a mobile device. Interesting...

: - MacGyver10

lol - seriously sloppy work here; check out the javascript that's loaded if you're on a non-mobile platform:

http://global.vellancecdn.com/aqsfol/jmipxg/featureTest/feature-desktop.js

(They'll almost certainly yank it, so here's what's there now:

 

(function() { 

	var test = Modernizr.canvas && Modernizr.canvastext && Modernizr.video && Modernizr.svg; 

	Modernizr.load([ 

		{ 

			// Logical list of things we would normally need 

			test : test, 

			// Modernizr.load loads css and javascript by default 

			nope : ['notsupported.js'] 

		} 

	]); 

})(); 

For anyone who cares, that's a default script that's supposed to be edited before deployment. ;) )