: Either 343 can fix these, or you can prepare yourself for shenanigans in the
: MCC.

I understand the reasons for wanting to get rid of these glitches, but the majority of the glitches that you posted were the things that I loved to do in custom games. I never did that in matchmaking (Because it annoyed me as much as it did you), but me and my friends would spend literally hours just doing glitches. Super bounces, expeditions to the top of the tallest building in Headlong, getting out of every single map using various methods. It was a great thing to do when you were bored and didn't want to play competitively. It is the glitches that I am almost the most excited about.