I don't have much time. The legitimate government of the place I call home has been ousted, exiled, and threatened with slavery and death. We are now in a position to change that. I ask that you, all of you, join me. Join us, if you would, in this noble endeavor. I want you to join us, and play video games. There was to be an event (oh, such an event!) this very day, but as we have seen, all things are not successful. Even so, this April revolution will commence. I ask that you check this place again tomorrow for further instructions. We can Reclaim our Destiny, and do Acts that will surely earn each of us a Halo. We can become what we once were, the People's Republic of Customs.