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: He asked the waiter, "What is that you just served?"
: The waiter replied, "Ah Senor, you have excellent taste! Zose are bull's
: testicles from ze bullfight zis morning. A delicacy!"
: The cowboy, undaunted, said, "What the heck, I'm on vacation, I'll have
: some!"
: The waiter replied, "I am so sorry Senor. Zere is only one serving per
: day because zere is only one bullfight each morning. If I may place your
: order now, we will be sure to save you zis delicacy for tomorrow"
: The cowboy placed the order and the next evening he was served the one and
: only special delicacy of the day. After a few bites, and inspecting the
: contents of his platter, he called to the waiter and said, "These are
: delicious, but they are much smaller than the ones I saw you serve
: yesterday"
: The waiter shrugged his shoulders and replied, "Si, Senor. Sometimes, ze
: bull... he weens."
:
: Just in case there was one person who hadn't heard zis gem yet.
It sounds familiar, I probably read it before and forgot. It was funny until I realized the surprise cannibalism was there.
HBO: HBO: Triple double news day *NM* | pete_the_duck | 3/26/14 4:29 pm |
Re: HBO: HBO: Triple double news day | munky-058 | 3/26/14 4:57 pm |
Oh Munky :) | MacGyver10 | 3/26/14 5:56 pm |
I think you missed Pete's joke ;) *NM* | uberfoop | 3/26/14 6:25 pm |
Re: HBO: HBO: Triple double news day | uberfoop | 3/26/14 5:02 pm |
Sometimes, ze bull... he weens. | Louis Wu | 3/26/14 7:39 pm |
Re: Sometimes, ze bull... he weens. | Quirel | 3/26/14 8:38 pm |
Re: Sometimes, ze bull... he weens. | General Vagueness | 3/26/14 10:17 pm |
Re: Sometimes, ze bull... he weens. | ZackDark | 3/26/14 11:08 pm |