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Re: Sometimes, ze bull... he weens.
By:General Vagueness
Date: 3/26/14 10:17 pm
In Response To: Re: Sometimes, ze bull... he weens. (Quirel)

: A big Texan cowboy stopped at a local restaurant following a day of drinking
: and roaming around in Mexico. While sipping his tequila, he noticed a
: sizzling, scrumptious looking platter being served at the next table. Not
: only did it look good, but the smell was wonderful.

: He asked the waiter, "What is that you just served?"

: The waiter replied, "Ah Senor, you have excellent taste! Zose are bull's
: testicles from ze bullfight zis morning. A delicacy!"

: The cowboy, undaunted, said, "What the heck, I'm on vacation, I'll have
: some!"

: The waiter replied, "I am so sorry Senor. Zere is only one serving per
: day because zere is only one bullfight each morning. If I may place your
: order now, we will be sure to save you zis delicacy for tomorrow"

: The cowboy placed the order and the next evening he was served the one and
: only special delicacy of the day. After a few bites, and inspecting the
: contents of his platter, he called to the waiter and said, "These are
: delicious, but they are much smaller than the ones I saw you serve
: yesterday"

: The waiter shrugged his shoulders and replied, "Si, Senor. Sometimes, ze
: bull... he weens."

: Just in case there was one person who hadn't heard zis gem yet.

It sounds familiar, I probably read it before and forgot. It was funny until I realized the surprise cannibalism was there.

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HBO: HBO: Triple double news day *NM*pete_the_duck3/26/14 4:29 pm
     Re: HBO: HBO: Triple double news daymunky-0583/26/14 4:57 pm
           Oh Munky :)MacGyver103/26/14 5:56 pm
                 I think you missed Pete's joke ;) *NM*uberfoop3/26/14 6:25 pm
     Re: HBO: HBO: Triple double news dayuberfoop3/26/14 5:02 pm
     Sometimes, ze bull... he weens.Louis Wu3/26/14 7:39 pm
           Re: Sometimes, ze bull... he weens.Quirel3/26/14 8:38 pm
                 Re: Sometimes, ze bull... he weens.General Vagueness3/26/14 10:17 pm
                       Re: Sometimes, ze bull... he weens.ZackDark3/26/14 11:08 pm

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