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Re: TSA decided to search the whitest person in li
By:Quirel
Date: 1/21/14 9:51 pm
In Response To: TSA decided to search the whitest person in line.. (bryan newman)

: I got pulled from line for "Explosive Residue" on my hands and got
: the full search/pat down.

: I'd normally have to buy a girl a drink before I could get as touchy as those
: TSA assholes.

: Fucking bullshit.

I was taking a trip in 2009, and I got buzzed in the metal detector. After going through my coat again, I realized that I still had my watch on, but I decided to see how far this could go until the TSA people noticed it.

I was down to a T-shirt and boxers, and they were getting out the guidelines for a cavity search when I waved my arm and asked "Hey, do you think it's my watch?"

Messages In This Thread

HBOMB 2 - Escape from Blunder Mountain - Write UpTex1/21/14 7:37 pm
     Re: HBOMB 2 - Escape from Blunder Mountain - WriteTex1/21/14 7:44 pm
     TLDRncsuDuncan1/21/14 8:44 pm
     Re: HBOMB 2 - The Blunder Strikes BackBoneKin1/21/14 8:51 pm
           TSA decided to search the whitest person in line..bryan newman1/21/14 9:03 pm
                 Re: TSA decided to search the whitest person in liQuirel1/21/14 9:51 pm
     Re: HBOMB 2 - Escape from Blunder Mountain - WriteCYBRFRK1/21/14 10:17 pm
     Re: HBOMB 2 - Escape from Blunder Mountain - WriteZackDark1/21/14 10:49 pm
           Re: HBOMB 2 - Escape from Blunder Mountain - WriteTDSpiral1/22/14 12:04 am
                 Re: HBOMB 2 - Escape from Blunder Mountain - Writepadraig081/22/14 1:34 am
     Re: HBOMB 2 - Escape from Blunder Mountain - WriteKermit1/22/14 9:34 am
     Re: HBOMB 2 - Escape from Blunder Mountain - WriteXenos1/22/14 12:14 pm
     It's like I was therepadraig081/22/14 2:27 pm
     Re: HBOMB 2 - Escape from Blunder Mountain - WriteJillybean1/22/14 3:56 pm
     Re: HBOMB 2 - Escape from Blunder Mountain - WriteSeekFind1/23/14 2:43 am
     Awesome write-up!Avateur1/23/14 8:10 pm
           Re: Awesome write-up!crazedone19881/23/14 10:29 pm
           Actually all of Newman's diet coke was drank by...bryan newman1/23/14 10:39 pm
                 Re: Actually all of Newman's diet coke was drank bTDSpiral1/23/14 11:28 pm
                 Re: Actually all of Newman's diet coke was drank bXenos1/23/14 11:47 pm
                 I let you have the last one.Tex1/24/14 5:37 pm
           Re: Awesome write-up!NartFOpc1/23/14 11:16 pm
                 Re: Awesome write-up!Avateur1/23/14 11:29 pm
           Re: Awesome write-up!BoneKin1/24/14 12:13 am
     I guess I got something to sayTDSpiral1/24/14 7:28 pm
           Re: I guess I got something to saykanbo1/24/14 10:24 pm

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