First thing I did? Ran around sticking Grunts until one of 'em said "Get it off! Get it off!" Classic.

Well, looks like it's time to put the old N64 away.

Completed a couple of Grand Prix on F-Zero X, several of games on Blitz...I guess losing does suck.

I started a new Diddy Kong Racing save, and beat it in like...30 seconds. ENDLESS Smash Brothers. ;-) 200% Damage, Bob-Ombs and Motion Sensors only, appearance Very High. ;-D

Home Run Bats. XD

I couldn't play Perfect Dark, Goldeneye or Super Mario 64, sadly. And it's all because of me and the latter.

Back when I was 10(or technically, 8) whenever I grabbed Bowser's tail, I took my whole right hand off the side of the controller, and put my entire damn palm on the control stick, and literally ground the thing in a circle--so hard, in fact that I actually created a powdered residue in the grooves of the controller. Tasted(/s) gross.

So now I can't perform those specific precision-demanding games until I get a new controller(which I will mod the hell out of).

A big It's-Morpheus'-Party-And-He'll-Cry-If-He-Wants-To customs is coming soon to celebrate my return. Halo 3, then eventually Halo 4.

I've got(and made) the wackiest-ass gametypes. You're not gonna like it.