: I honestly think there should be a contest in which the winner gets an hour
: with Freckles saying whatever they want him to say.

: God, I'd have him doing all the multiplayer announcements, "Eviscerate
: the proletariat", the friggin' ABC's, Caboose's whole speech about
: women in Season 9, I'm A Little Teapot, "I Broke The Dam",
: 'Wickershams and Decklers', pretty much ANY line Grayson Hunt says,
: "Come on Chief, take a girl for a ride", "Sometimes I get
: the menstrual cramps real hard"(I'll let you guess that one)...

: And when I run out of ideas, I'll just have him say every word in the world
: until my time is up. XD

: What, uh....what about you?

I want him to sing this, then cuddle me and whisper sweet nothings into my ear.