*also so you don't think I'm being an asshole I wrote this in a joking manner. I tend to forget things are not always read how I would say it.

Reread your post with foreknowledge of it being sarcastic, and as you said, use a breed of undetectable sarcasm. Honestly I'm now confused as to whether your knocking District 9 for being just another abomination like the majority of movies released anymore, or you actually enjoyed District 9 and see it as a commendable achievement above the abhorrent infestation of modern cinema.

Or are you being sarcastic in this post about your use of sarcasm...

Tread carefully with your talent... to quote the late Uncle Ben when he gave advice to bratty Spiderman, "With great power comes great responsibility". That 'talent' of yours is innately evil I tell you.

This is why sarcasm and the internet are bitter enemies. When I voice it out in my head I can tell its sarcastic, but that's cause I'm a sarcastic bastard. I avoid sarcasm in posts cause I'm like a Amish person when it comes changing what I type into italic/bold and the sorts.