First is the given topic related submissions:

munky-058:

343's DLC armors were all Jason Jones’ Fault

Davidfuchs and Nikko:

All I remember from Bluerunner's story is A story told by Bluerunner was A few Bullets shy of a full magazine in a Kansas City washroom.

And the grand lol winner, with a custom question and answer double combo, is:

Bluerunner:

Stephen Loftus knows the exact length of Johnson’s Johnson

Some Honorable Mentions:

The real ending of Halo 2 was a level on earth fighting General Vagueness’ Posting Spree

Spawning on your Bro, Petetheduck’s squirrels style!

Another Mass Effect Thread is not canon.

Winners, please contact me at padraig08@live.com for your prizes. Blue, you have the first dibs on the Steam game, but may turn it down if you wish.

The rest of you gotta a lot of work to do to get on Bluerunner's level. So, get submitting, you will be included in all future contests. The right combo will win it for two or three of you... or just one, you never know with these things.

-Paddy