These are auditions for parts in the final episode, “The Package.” I am looking for 4 good-humored actors and actresses to fight along the Master Chief in his squad of bumbling (and very much expendable) Spartan warriors. Improvisation is VERY much encouraged, as is cheesey-ness. No prior acting experience is required.

The deadline is on Monday, July 8th. I will make all casting decisions by the week following the deadline. Below are three available roles. Please read from the two lines provided in each character’s description, or you can submit your own material…as long as you think it fits with the part.

FEMALE
Kelly 087
Bio: Joined Master Chief’s squad due to his reputation and discovers that the squad may be skilled on the battlefield but they’re not so skilled with having a girl on the team.
Voice type: Polite, but she speaks with authority and confidence in herself.
She’s kinda like: Annie from Community.
Audition line 1: (To Master Chief) You know, this won't be happening if we had backup. Where are those ODST's we were promised?
Line 2: Chief! Use my body to catapult the both of us back onto the ship.
(Master Chief leaves Kelly behind)
You dick!

MALES
Arthur 079
Bio: Always the first to run into a fight and the first onto the stretcher, Arthur has no fear…or strategy.
Voice type: Loud Brooklyn accent.
He’s kinda like: JonTron from Game Grumps.
Line 1: (To the squad) Ok, you guys keep shooting at stuff off screen. I'm going in!
Line 2: (Getting the jump on a bunch of aliens) Gotcha bitches!

Solomon 069
Bio: More of a follower than a leader, Solomon usually follows Arthur’s lead…to certain doom.
Voice type: A voice that conveys a sense of naivety and eagerness.
He’s kinda like: Jason Segel in the Muppets Movie.
Line 1: (To the squad) Hey guys, maybe we should start looking for the aliens at the armada of giant purple spaceships.
Line 2: (In this sequence, the Covenant use weapons with psychedelic colors)
Ohhhhhhh Fred! Look at the coloooooors!

Previous episodes:
Homecoming
Odd One Out
Origins Part II
origins Part I
Prototype
The Duel
The Babysitter