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Rev and Jackie, for putting this on and making it incredible.
Everyone at HBOhio, Grim and Louis Wu for making it possible.
CurrerBell, for being okay with me being me ... even encouraging it!
Our tale begins on a dark and stormy night, with a long kept secret that could tear a family apart ...
Actually our tale doesn't begin there at all. It begins on a Friday afternoon (5/19/13) as myself, my better half, and our youngest all make the trip down to Columbus for HBOhio.
Considering I already live in the Buckeye State, my three-hour trip was relatively short compared to those who came from the far off lands of North Carolina and Michigan.
I had originally planned on this being a one-man trip, with Currer staying home while I was gallivanting off in our state's capital. That changed when she expressed an interest in going, and when it was pointed out that the LAN was dangerously close to our wedding anniversary :-)
So with both sets of parents watching the rest of our crew, the three of us headed down for good times.
THEY'RE ALL GOING TO LAUGH AT YOU
After checking in at the hotel (and being told that several break-ins had occurred by guys using crowbars to steal TVs out of the rooms, followed with a "enjoy your stay!") we drove over to HBOhio’s HQ, Rev's place.
Driving over I was nervous. It's been a while since I've met a completely new group of people, and a few of the old high school insecurities came back. For example - how do I act cool without desperately trying to act cool? do they know how cool I think they are? is saying "cool" even cool anymore? Questions like that.
Per usual, I was being an idiot - whatever they thought of me the group couldn't have been nicer and I truly appreciated it. To be among a collection of colleagues who dropped more video game references than I get to hear in a year, love Halo across the board and actually knew who Trogdor is? Nice.
HANG ON TO YOUR BUTTS
We arrived around 5:00pm, about the middle of the pack with some of the group already there and more to come.
After frightening away the other movie goers with deadly-accurate Raptor impressions, the entire theater was ours
Once assembled, we did what anyone in our position would do - go see a twenty-year-old movie in 3D! What film you ask? Super Mario Bros.? Mrs. Doubtfire? Close but not quite - Jurassic Park, and it's held up much better than many of the films that came out that year.
Now comes the MAW run of the weekend – an entire Saturday (4/20/13) of Halo filled with prizes, food and gameplay that reached (dare I say, started at?) a level of epicness that only happens face-to-face.
Revenant brought something to the LAN that all great commanders must – a plan. There’s nothing worse than getting psyched out of your mind for an event and then it devolves into something like this:
“This is awesome!”
“What do you want to do?”
“I don’t know. What do you want to do?”
“I don’t know.”
But this party faux pas was avoided by the man with the clipboard. Rev had it all worked out, from the order of gaming to the prizes to be won by stupendous deeds of daring do (or marks of shame, but more on that later).
Much honor to you my friend, for keeping the awesome on track!
I wanted to note that watching the Halo 2 menu loop over and over during setup would made HBOhio a success in my book, no matter what else we did – it’s been a while since I’ve played the game and it brought back great memories.
I was fortunate to have (what I thought) the best seat in the house, right next to Bluerunner in the garage with an entire half-sheet of game space all to myself. It could be argued that team “Danger Zone” in the rooms upstairs had the sweeter spot as everyone had their own screen, but the ability to stretch and the lack of heated man-smell gives our garage-group the advantage I think.
(While the garage wins on comfort, Danger Zone emerged victorious on the win/lose ratio. Next time Gadget ... )
So with projectors humming and heads held high we played through a plethora of Halo 2 and Halo 3 maps and modes. Containment, Bomb, Territories, Avalanche, Capture the Flag, Sand Trap, Lava Lake – the list goes on.
Without a montage there’s no way to convey the good times so I’m not even going to try, but it was fantastic to have that Halo: Combat Evolved LAN feeling where the guy that just took you out (or vice versa) was right next to you.
STORIES WITH A SIDE OF BBQ
After the morning carnage it was time to fuel up at City Barbeque for lunch. There was a lot of local color on the walls, with the barbeque sauce labeled “Blazing Rectums” as the standout. (Kids, I wouldn't Google that one if I were you.)
Burning orifices aside, the food was fantastic. In addition to stuffing our faces Rev had us go around the table and give a brief history of how everyone got there, history with Halo, etc. It was great to hear everyone’s story and be reminded that while many of us enjoy the franchise for different reasons, at the end of the day that translates into getting together with friends and having a blast.
Something important was just left out of the preceding paragraph; yes, our love of Halo translates into having a blast with friends – but at HBOhio it also translates into getting awesome stuff!
Shortly after lunch Revenant handed out the goodie bags and talk about a freakin’ amazing bonus – not only do we get to hang out and play Halo all day, but we get schwag?!? I feel bad for the holidays left in the year – they just became the wannabe highlights of 2013.
1.) 6 Halo decals – not for the face!
2.) 3 Xbox 360 codes provided by BS Angel (a Halo 4 Campaign background, Watcher avatar prop and Halo 4 picture pack) - you can haz!
3.) HBO button – pin sharpened to a diamond’s edge!
4.) ONI Patch – they don’t officially exist!
5.) Blamite –just like Mom used to make!
6.) Mystery Megablok Halo figure – tiny and mysterious!
7.) German candy – Danke!
8.) Personalized Legendary Patch – read those words again, and weep you don't have one!
Clearly a lot of thought and effort went into this treasure chest of goodness – a HUGE thank you to all who made it possible!
But these items weren't the only thing we could take home – there were prizes to be won throughout the LAN. I can't do the amount of stuff there was to win justice (or the feeling I had of wanting to grab everything and make a run for it), but I can tell you there was a great haul to be had with bits and pieces sent from all over.
I was fortunate to “win” the first prize – a set of CQC Kontrol Freaks (the mark of shame I mentioned earlier). I came in last place in a Halo 2 game of Swords 'n' Shotguns.
But the joke’s on you my friends – I was already using a pair when I tanked the match! Your effort to improve my game is futile! (maniacal laughter)
COVIES WON'T KNOW WHAT HIT THEM
Right … where was I? Maniacal laughter. No, after that. Yes! We rounded out Saturday (4/20/13) with some more unusual Halo 3 game types (Rocket Race, Dragon Slayer, etc.) and what for me was the highlight of the trip gameplay wise – an ODST Firefight throw down!
Three teams of four competed for pride, glory, and a set of MegaBlok ODST drop pods. I go into a more detail in this post, but this mini-tournament sums up all the best parts of what a LAN can be – intense team-based action where having the players in the same room really makes a difference.
Our team (SIX min WHISTLE, Kermit7, BlueRunner and myself) came in second place and the Covenant will think twice before attacking Crater again. Hoo-rah!
And that’s the high note HBOhio ended on for me – after wolfing down some excellent pizza and taking one last grab from the M&Ms bowl (which they kept filling from a feedbag somewhere – seriously, how can you keep it full with over fifteen people grabbing from it all day? It was nothing short of a miracle) Currer and I headed out.
I feel like this write-up didn't capture half of the awesome that went on (not to mention Sunday and Monday), but I hope it conveys what an incredible time I had and how grateful I am to Rev and Jackie for hosting.
Until the next one!
(For pics, check out reactivebias.wordpress.com all this week. A few of the photos will be mine, but most were taken by those more talented with a lens - thanks!)
|HBOhio '13 - Knightly's write-up||DayandKnightly||6/4/13 12:11 am|
|HB-YOLO||Ibeechu||6/4/13 12:23 am|
|10/10 Writeup, hits me in the feels *NM*||davidfuchs||6/4/13 8:27 am|
|Ahh! You beat me!||Revenant1988||6/4/13 8:30 am|
|Re: Ahh! You beat me!||DayandKnightly||6/4/13 11:37 pm|