Just thought I'd share this here as well.
TheOddOne over at HaloGAF was complaining about guest accounts in Halo 4; Zeouterlimits asked me to write another song parody about it. (As always, all snark is purely for humor's sake.)
Music: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GXlgmqHpBkU
Lyrics:
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Ma chum MademOddOne, it is with deepest pride
and greatest pleasure that we welcome you tonight.
And now we invite you to relax, let us pull up a
lobby as our matchmaking proudly presents -
your beginner!
It's your Guest! It's your Guest!
Put your service tag to rest
Drape your headset 'round your neck, cherie
'Cause we'll provide a pest
Immature
Fraying nerves
Why they play, we can't observe!
Try to teach them. (That's ambitious)
Don't believe me? Form militias!
Can't play King - never score!
After all, it's Halo 4
And the gamers here all think the 2nd's best
Go on, pull up your menu
J.I.P. and then you'll
BR Guests
Teabag Guests
BR Guests!
They'll say "NooB!"
And betray
When you win it's "So? You're gay!"
They'll prepare and serve with flair
A homophobe's communiqué!
You're alone
And you're scared
But the randoms aren't prepared
They're all gloomy and complaining
While the software's entertaining
They tell jokes! Act like dicks
When they're 12 they sound like chicks
And they're all a waste of space - that you can bet
Come on and kick their ass
You've bought your own map pass
So BR Guests
If you're stressed
It's Team Doubles we suggest
BR Guests, BR Guests, BR Guests!
Life is so unnerving
With no server, who is serving?
It's the Host without a soul we wait upon
Ah, those good old days when ranks were useful...
Suddenly those good old days are gone
Ten years we've been bitching
Needing so much more than flinching
Needing ranked playlists, a chance to use our skills!
Most days we just camp around with Maulers
Laggy, bad and lazy
Now Infinity's too crazy!
It's a Guest! It's a Guest!
Xbox Live, I must protest!
We've been bored but keep the Ford™
I've seen their TrueSkill (No contest!)
Just desert, then you're free
Quit the match, be absentee
While the guests drive games to ruin
You'll be searchin' for a new one
DMR, sniper shot
Active camo? Camp one spot!
All those sales, we know that Microsoft's impressed
We've got a lot to do!
(Like shut down Halo 2)
For what? You guess!
You can guess!
(You can guess!)
You can guess!
BR Guests! BR Guests!
Living Dead? Go and infest!
It's been years since we've had any Bungie news
And you're obsessed
With Halo, hard to please
but you'll still play 343's
While the overshield's still glowing
Let us argue on de-scoping
Maps
out
sourced,
one by one
Haters shout, "Enough! I'm done!"
Yet they won't turn off games they claim to detest
Tonight you'll drop plus eighty (+80)
Which will boost your K/D
BR Guests!
BR Guests!
BR Guests!
Please, BR Guests!
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