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I am God

I have chicken

Joined: 19 Mar 2005 Posts: 129

I have your mum.

I have a massive number of dead skinned corpses for sale, any of you for any science work requiring dead corpses?

Joined: 12 Apr 2005 Posts: 21

You my friend have been listening to Dead Skin Mask a little bit too much.

Carry on.

Joined: 10 May 2005 Posts: 0 Location: Newcastle-Under-Lyme

"Seven hundred and sixty one armless and legless corpses float inconspicuously around the inside of hangar ninety six. I say that they are inconspicuous because it is their arms and legs which demand my attention. I did this, or I could have stopped it. Which is it? It doesn't matter now. I did this and could have stopped it, but nothing in nature ever follows a gaussian curve. Sure, they'll tell you that it does. They say that every five minutes someone dies in a car accident, but how often are there seven hundred and sixty one armless and legless corpses in one hangar?" - Thoth

Hmmmm similiar to my handiwork, but most of my victims aren't usually found in a hangar, they're usually found mounted on walls, impaled on trees and nailed into the doors of peoples homes. One victims intestines were mounted on the doors of a police station. The results were....amusing, never seen so police officers puke their guts and donuts up onto the pavement.

Joined: 27 Feb 2006 Posts: 0

Joined: 10 May 2005 Posts: 0 Location: Newcastle-Under-Lyme

<agreement> I agree again. </agreement>

From the Bnet forum thread of Stunt's interview:

Joined: 20 Mar 2005 Posts: 35

Yeah - there were also people who said it's not funny, obtuse and that they'd never heard of it.

My favourite, though, was the guy who moaned 'when are you gonna put some H3 info up KP, that's why I come here...'

Joined: 03 Oct 2005 Posts: 0 Location: Northumberland, UK