Joined: 17 Mar 2005
Location: GT: ICE Theron
Clan meeting, current members attending. N1NJ4, myself, Uber, Bonekin, Guish, deepfried, Tauren, Papa ERF(has to be there), cheaptrick, and a few others. Lockout, center platform.
(Ninja) - Ok, guys, listen up. We're her for our weekly clan meeting, fellas. On our agenda for today is the website. Now, if we're really gonna do this, we're gonna have to get content. Cheapy, you said something about a member introduction?
(Cheap) - Yeah, I put up a forum post for clan members to let everyone know who they are and where they are from. I got a lotta good feedback.
(Bonekin) - Well, seeing as how you always get bad feedback when you play, it may just balance out. (pauses) No, wait, it won't.
(Cheap, sarcastically) - heh, heh, yeah sure.
(Ninja, trying to change the subject) So Uber, how about those videos?
(Uber, distracted) - Huh? What? Sorry, I was leaving feedback.
(Ninja) - I was asking about those videos...
(Uber) - Oh yeah, sure. I was working on a new sniping vid featuring me and Stark.
Cuts to viginettes of me and Uber holding sniper rifles and generally looking badass
(Papa ERF, sarcastically kneeling down in respect) Yes, Sensei, you must teach us more...
(Ninja) - Come on now, guys. Papa, get up.
(Papa, still kneeling) - Can't. I threw my back out on the way down.
(Ninja) - Hey, it's not my fault you're like 90 in real life.(Erfy, in background) - I'm only 32 you pink, fluffy bastard....) Moving on, anything else for our new site?
(Deepfried) - Hey, does anybody keep getting message from a guy named ICE Theron???
(Ninja) - That's totally off-topic, but yeah, he keeps asking me to join our clan. I don't know why.
(couple others) - yeah, me too.
(Deepfried) - He sounds annoying in his messages...
(random) - yeah, really whiney...
switches to someone's first-person view, has that person recieving a message from ICE Theron.
(Tauren) - Speaking of the devil...He just sent me a message.
(Bonekin) What, you too?
(random) yeah, he sent me one just now too.
(Stark) - Wait, he's not even on my Friend's list. How can he spam all of us at once???
(Guish) - I don't know. The Web works in mysterious ways....
(Stark) - Yeah, but this is not the Web, this is Xbox Live. It's not possible for him to do that. He's not on my friends list, and I'm not on his because I've never heard of the guy before, and I'm fairly sure the same goes for everyone else here.
(Ninja) - Yeah, but that's not the point. The point is, what does he want?
(Tauren) - He wants to try to for our clan.
(Bonekin) - Try out? That's silly. There's no tryouts for the clan. You would think that if he knows enough about the Forerunners to send us messages on Live, he would be smart enough to read the forums and find out all you have to do is post a message saying, "Hey, I wanna join the clan."
(Guish) - Heh. Well maybe he's stupid.
(stark) - Well in that case, let him in. It'll be funny to watch.
We should make him audition, though... because he is being so pesky with the messages. When he auditions, he is amped on Axe and RedBull apparent from the machine gun noises and screaming. Oh yeah .. .he auditions on team slayer (4on4 on Ascension) and kills only his teammates... repeatedly. Especially Uber... or whoever wants to be sniper... but it should really be Uber because it would be funny.
Uber's up on the ramp sniping, expecting those of us on the ground to watch his back, and Ice keeps running up behind Uber and assasinating him while screaming loudly.
Finally Uber gets so pissed after the millionth time, that he changes from his white spartan outfit into a big green elite and goes on a rampage using only melees.
We could use the grav lift on ascension to mimic the effect of one hit from our green friend.
Tryouts should include the electric slide and near the end he and Uber can have a 'heart-to-heart' ending with a sticky in the face!
sniper from uber he changes green, and instead of uber meleeing everyone, he melee attacks everyone but me, he gets to me and I kneel down and say not me please really loud and he just plasma grenades me in the face.