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MereCatfish
PostPosted: Mon Jul 03, 2006 4:52 pm  Reply with quote
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Location: Dartford . GT:MereCatfish

Right, you all know how bad a driver I am...

Today, on Waterworks Neutral, I had the bomb and a gunner in my hog. I was speeding to the bridge, splattered a guy, got caught on the barrier and tried to stay still.

I lose control, and spin out of the map, losing hog and bomb.

Stunt says that is the worst driving I have ever done Embarassed .
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SF Legend
PostPosted: Tue Jul 04, 2006 5:15 am  Reply with quote



Joined: 27 Mar 2005
Posts: 53

MereCatfish wrote:
Right, you all know how bad a driver I am...

Today, on Waterworks Neutral, I had the bomb and a gunner in my hog. I was speeding to the bridge, splattered a guy, got caught on the barrier and tried to stay still.

I lose control, and spin out of the map, losing hog and bomb.

Stunt says that is the worst driving I have ever done Embarassed .



I saw that. I was wondering why three people died at the same time, then I saw where the icons were.

The pink blancmange studies under the kangaroo. How will the performance stereotype a consulting handbook? The kangaroo dates the pink blancmange. The link dresses behind the circuitry. The kangaroo misdirects a stroke. The spiral relative dines inside the abandoned birthday.
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Sweden-MB
PostPosted: Tue Jul 04, 2006 11:28 am  Reply with quote



Joined: 18 Mar 2005
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Location: Vallentuna, Sweden. GT: SweZ0r

wtf?
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Lethal Industry
PostPosted: Tue Jul 04, 2006 2:42 pm  Reply with quote



Joined: 16 Jul 2005
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Location: Wild wacky action bike.

Fun times in Team Snipers, with SFLegend and I. (And StevoDaBatlRifl)
http://bungie.net/Stats/GameStats.aspx?gameID=521028165&player=Letha1Industry

Yeah, they had a de-leveler, but he was more of a blessing to us than a cheap win. Mostly because after the game, the 2 guys started screaming at us, saying "WE WOULD HAVE RAPED YOU IF WE DIDN'T HAVE A DE-LEVELER!!!". I tried to explain to them that if the de-leveler wasn't there, they owuld have had 40 kills, not 50. So they challenged us to team snipers on Ascension. We Accepted.

During the pre-game lobby, they still constantly screamed "WE GONNA RAPE YOU" and such words. I eventually gave a small lecture about how the word "Rape" means "to forcefully have sex with another individual" and isn't a very good word to use. but of course, there arrogance got in the way of common sense, and they still yelled "IM GONNA PWN YOU!! RAPPPPPPPPPPE"

Now, Lets see how that game turned out...

http://bungie.net/Stats/GameStats.aspx?gameID=521034298&player=Letha1Industry

We won. And yet, they still continued yelling. This time saying "I bet I could beat you one on one any day!, then they left, and we went to enjoy some BTB Slayer. Good times...
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Pixellated
PostPosted: Tue Jul 04, 2006 3:13 pm  Reply with quote



Joined: 10 May 2005
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Location: Newcastle-Under-Lyme

Always excellent when you pwn someone who thinks is better than you. Even if not, you can just turn away, never see them again, in safe knowledge that they don;t know enough to get the game stats and tell everyone =P
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VoodooMarius
PostPosted: Tue Jul 04, 2006 4:11 pm  Reply with quote



Joined: 01 Apr 2005
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Location: Cycling a bullet into the chamber of a sniper rifle aimed at your head.

Laughing
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SF Legend
PostPosted: Wed Jul 05, 2006 5:59 am  Reply with quote



Joined: 27 Mar 2005
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Also on that day, I decided to use my other account, Captain Prannet. Who do I run into in Team Swat? BLOODY ANDZ!
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Wolv3nsam
PostPosted: Wed Jul 05, 2006 9:36 am  Reply with quote



Joined: 28 May 2006
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Location: Wolverhampton (it's near Birmingham), UK

SF Legend wrote:
Also on that day, I decided to use my other account, Captain Prannet. Who do I run into in Team Swat? BLOODY ANDZ!


You can't escape from Andz.
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VoodooMarius
PostPosted: Wed Jul 05, 2006 10:15 am  Reply with quote



Joined: 01 Apr 2005
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Location: Cycling a bullet into the chamber of a sniper rifle aimed at your head.

That's a terrifying idea that if you apply a few twisted ideas too, is very creepy and shoudn't even be discussed.
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Wolv3nsam
PostPosted: Wed Jul 05, 2006 11:43 am  Reply with quote



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Location: Wolverhampton (it's near Birmingham), UK

VoodooMarius wrote:
That's a terrifying idea that if you apply a few twisted ideas too, is very creepy and shoudn't even be discussed.


Voodoo you sick, sick man.

Then again, I got that impression from our Friday night conversation when you were very very drunk =x
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VoodooMarius
PostPosted: Wed Jul 05, 2006 12:45 pm  Reply with quote



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Shocked
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Phillowe88
PostPosted: Thu Jul 06, 2006 1:48 pm  Reply with quote



Joined: 12 Apr 2005
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Wolv3nsam wrote:
VoodooMarius wrote:
That's a terrifying idea that if you apply a few twisted ideas too, is very creepy and shoudn't even be discussed.


Voodoo you sick, sick man.

Then again, I got that impression from our Friday night conversation when you were very very drunk =x


Take none of it seriously and let him rant on.
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VoodooMarius
PostPosted: Fri Jul 07, 2006 7:17 am  Reply with quote



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Thankyou Scotsman.
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stuntmutt
PostPosted: Sat Jul 22, 2006 12:53 pm  Reply with quote



Joined: 20 Mar 2005
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Se7en of us in the pregame lobby. Six of us wanted to do Big, Biggy, Big, Big, Big.

Morangie - "No, don't. We'll only get a random, and randoms ruin the game."

ekelon starts the game anyway. Morangie delays it. There's then a flurry of ekelon trying to start the game and Morangie constantly delaying it.

Morangie then quits in a huff.

So we go into Big Team saying we'll only get one, maybe two randoms and we'll be fine. Maybe they'll even be good players.

As the game configures we hear a helium voiced five year old squeak, 'I want the sword...'
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MereCatfish
PostPosted: Sat Jul 22, 2006 12:58 pm  Reply with quote
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Location: Dartford . GT:MereCatfish

Laughing Laughing
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